Nicole vs. Life
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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