I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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