The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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