I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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