no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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