i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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