You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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