then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Sorry about my life...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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