mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Do vagina's smell?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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