I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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