I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i believe in u and ur pee
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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