SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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