How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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