Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
