Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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