So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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