I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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