Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Randomize
