At least make sure they are 18
Why
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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