i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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