I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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