I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
