We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
