YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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