He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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