if you like me you must not know who I am
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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