Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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