love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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