That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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