everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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