My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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