i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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