I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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