Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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