when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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