hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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