3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
did you just send me my own nude
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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