Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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