Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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