All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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