I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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