Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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