I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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