Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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