Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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