Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm really busy with my period
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