We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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