You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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