once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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