Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
