the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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