Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Be still, my beating vagina.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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