Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
