She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
