It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
